Interview
Rick Rosner, quiz show
writer
If you've ever set a quiz by thinking up questions on the
fly over a few beers, you can appreciate just how hard it to
write good questions. Rick Rosner can feel your pain ... or
would if he knew who you were ... and if he weren't putting
in 14-hour days working on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Rosner got his start as a Hollywood writer, not in
Hollywood at all, but in New York City, when he saw that the
MTV game show Remote Control was looking for
run-through contestants. Until then, Rosner had made
something of a career of graduating from high school, having
done it twice, and at age 27, he saw the MTV environment as
his "last chance to be 18 again."
As he puts it: "I put my retainer back in my mouth and
did the show. But I also saw all the writers backstage, and
it was the first time I had ever seen a group of people who
were smart and funny. So I wrote to Remote Control
and said that I wanted to work for them and that I'd even do
it for free. It turns out that 'free' is the operative word
when you want to work at MTV."
He started as a fact checker on the pop culture quiz show
but, inevitably, he started writing questions as well. "You
come across a great fact that would make a better question
than the one you're working on, so you write it."
From there, he went on to work on the network version of
The Weakest Link and on Twenty-One, and he
also co-created My Generation, a music trivia show
that ran on VH1. On the flip side, he has been a contestant
on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and Jeopardy,
as well as a run-through contestant on Win Ben Stein's
Money. Ben Stein's sidekick was Jimmy Kimmel, who
brought Rosner to The Man Show and then to Kimmel's
own late-night ABC show, where Rosner now works as a comedy
writer.
How the questions are written
Generally, quiz show writers spend the day at their
desks, rummaging through reference works and other solid
sources looking for questions. At Link, writers were
expected to develop 20 to 28 questions a day. This may not
sound like much, but each question has to be entertaining,
concise and accurate. Rosner calls this process "pinning a
question," which means that a question "must have a single
clear and unambiguous answer."
(We offer a ridiculously long
essay
of our own on pinning questions.)
He compares question writing to journalism. "Quiz show
questions are based on truth," he says. "Any decent
journalist has his facts double-checked." Once the writer
has prepared the day's questions, the head writer sends them
back for rewrites, at which point the remaining questions go
out into the hopper for fact checking.
Sometimes, a researcher finds that question's wording
turns out to be a bit wobbly, so it needs reworking, or it
gets rejected altogether. In fact, many questions are
written but for one reason or another never make it to the
show, whether because the writer can't make them work, or
because the fact checker shoots holes through them or even
because the head writer simply doesn't like them.
And even then, once the questions are signed, sealed and
delivered, the executive producer decides which ones to use.
On many shows, the executive producer rejects as many as a
third or half of the questions. Each show has its own
standards for what sort of questions appeal to their
audiences, but certain rules always apply.
What makes a good question ... or
a bad one
"Among the writers of Ben Stein and Weakest
Link, an unfairly deceptive question is known as a 'f -
- k you' question," explains Rosner. "The standard example
being, 'How many fingers does Bill Cosby have?' The Bill
Cosby question throws a contestant into befuddlement-is it
based on a highly obscure Bill Cosby factoid? Is it a
roundabout way of asking how many fingers the average human
has? A 'f - - k you' question scuttles a contestant's
confidence and fails to test knowledge."
By contrast, a good question can communicate interesting
factoids without being evil. A Trivial Pursuit question once
asked for the 28th cop character played by Dennis Franz.
That's Andy Sipowicz from NYPD Blue. A f--k you
question, on the other hand, would have asked for the 27th.
Instead of trying to "beat" contestants, good writers try
to find interesting nuggets of knowledge that make for good
TV. "But some facts are almost impossible to turn into good
game show questions," he says. "The situation behind them is
so amorphous that they cannot be turned into a 20-word
question."
A 2004 question on Millionaire, for example, asked
for the longest river in the US. After a 50:50 lifeline, the
options left were the Mississippi or the Missouri, both of
which are claimed as being the longest by different, and
equally reputable, sources. Rosner elaborates on that
question's difficulties: "Of course the issue is wobbly,
with the longest US river arguably being the
Mississippi-Missouri-Red Rock, and then there's the issue of
the Red Rock-Missouri being longer than the Mississippi but
the Mississippi being longer than the Missouri. But the
briefness of Millionaire's question didn't allow for any of
this to be pinned."
Rosner compares question writing to gag writing. In both
cases, the punch line comes at the end. In fact, many quiz
show writers go on to write for other shows, including
comedy shows. "Game shows are the best place to break into
TV writing. Here's why. First off, you might not be ready to
write a sitcom spec script, but you can write a 14-word
question. Second, game shows are slightly less
shark-infested than other TV genres, with mild-mannered
trivia lovers scattered among the slimy showbiz types."
In fact, although most game show writers are hired from
the Hollywood writers' community, many become writers after
having been contestants. However, the best writers share
much in common. "A lack of contempt for the genre is
important. The really good writers love game shows and it
shows."
And when the writers love the show, so do the fans.
Despite very low pay, Jeopardy writers stick with the
show for as long as they can. And fans have been watching
for 20 years.
First posted: March 2004
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