Trivia World
Interview: Kevin Olmstead, mega-Millionaire
Not many people have a chance to aid and abet
whippersnappers out to break their records, but in 2004,
Kevin Olmstead became one of the "wise men" on Super
Millionaire. Olmstead, who won $2.18 million in April 2001,
could very well have helped produce a $10 million winner.
"If the record falls on Super Millionaire, I will be a
little wistful, but also very happy for the new record
holder, and especially happy that the record didn't fall via
a 'reality show' such as Survivor," says Olmstead, whom
this writer met at
Game Show Congress
2003. "If I can
help that by being a 'Wise Man,' that would be fun as well."
As it happens, Olmstead and two other "wise men" did get
to help, but got a murderously hard geology question. It's
not unusual, though, to get hit with a stinker at that point
of the game, which in this case was the first question after
the second milestone (which is the $64,000 question in the
earlier and syndicated games).
Question controversy
"That one is basically a free guess," says Olmstead. "So
they figure, if they're going to stick it to you anywhere,
that's the place, because if they do it later, you'll be out
of there before they're finished reading the question."
The relative difficulty of Millionaire questions at
different levels is an ongoing source of debate among fans.
A particular issue is the use of "plot point" questions: if
you haven't seen the movie in question, you're out of luck.
By contrast, some of the higher level questions seem
rather easy. John Carpenter, the first million-dollar
winner, took home the money after being asked for the
president who was on Laugh In. (Nixon, a reasonable guess
given the show's air dates.) The consensus among fans is
that he had an unusually easy "deck" (the set of questions
asked). The only lifeline Carpenter used was to call his
father and announce that he'd won the money.
Olmstead's $2.18-million question asked for the inventor
of the mass-produced helicopter, this being Igor Sikorsky.
"The show assumes that science is hard," says Olmstead. "But
when you have an engineer in the hot seat, that assumption
flies out the window." (Olmstead is a senior project
engineer with Tetra Tech, a global consulting firm based in
Pasadena, California.)
How would you have done on Olmstead's
deck?
What it's like to win the big, big
money

"I was trying for a dramatic pause, but it came out
looking like I was hyperventilating," said Olmstead
afterward. "It helped that the correct answer was in slot A,
so that I wasn't distracted. I was playing the question, and
not thinking about the money, just the answer and getting it
out cleanly. If I had started thinking, 'Oh dear, I'm
risking $468,000 by pulling the trigger to go up to
$2,000,000,' that would have lead to freezing, which makes
for second-guessing."
As someone who writes questions as well, Olmstead has
some sympathy for the show's writers. Given the stakes
involved, contestants will challenge bad questions. One of
them, Ed Toutant, is second only to Olmstead in Millionaire
winnings; on his second go-around after a bad question, he
went on to win $1.8 million.
"They find a great fact and write a question around it,
but they don't always do the research to make sure that the
other answers intended to be wrong are, in fact, wrong,"
suggests Olmstead.
On Olmstead's appearance, the woman in the hot seat
before him became flustered over a poorly worded question
about spiders. When she guessed wrong, Olmstead can be seen
in the background, whispering to another contestant, "We're
back in business."
Once the show aired, Olmstead spent time "running around
New York in a limo, doing interviews on shows, many of which
I don't watch, so that was an experience in and of itself."
The limo was his first taste of the fortune ahead of him.
However, Olmstead is still working for Tetra Tech. American
game show contestants lose roughly half of their winnings to
taxation, and the trend increasingly is toward annuities,
rather than lump sum payments, dimming even further the hope
of an early and blissful retirement.
"After taxes, it's still a lot of money, but not enough
to retire on, especially after you've done your mad-money
spending." To that end, Olmstead bought a condo, which he
renovated and redecorated, and also bought a minivan, which
he now uses to help transport fellow quizzers to remote
events. He also donated generously to several foundations.
In addition, Olmstead had the unusual experience of
pulling $50 from an ATM, and seeing a $2 million balance
remaining. "It looked like an account number rather than a
dollar figure."
Sudden celebrity for a Michigan
engineer
The show itself aired three weeks after it was taped.
That gave Olmstead time to get his phone number changed and
to talk to his lawyer and banker about what he would need to
do. Olmstead shared the secret with his employers who, as
Olmstead says, "needed to know that all hell was going to
break loose," as well as with the Michigan Quiz Bowl members
and with the members of an academic trivia-writing
collective to which he belonged, all of whom had been his
phone-a-friends.
In October 2003, Olmstead also got to be a
phone-a-friend, through a Quiz Bowl contact he'd made. Asked
a question about the number of prongs on a jack, he scoured
Google as quickly as he could in the available 30 seconds,
scooting past references to three-pronged electric devices
to one that revealed the correct answer: six.
To this day, Olmstead is recognized for his moment of
fame, and his appearance as a "wise man" has put him back in
the public eye. His strangest story, though, was of being
recognized by the man standing behind him in a line-up. "His
daughter was one-and-a-half, and the only way he could get
her to settle down to eat was with Millionaire tapes, so
he'd seen my appearance &ldots; over and over and over."
Even stranger was a peculiar, and unsuccessful, effort by
a tabloid called the Star to find Olmstead a mate. A woman
in a Florida prison wrote to Olmstead to advertise her
availability since, as Olmstead recalls, "the state supreme
court had commuted her death sentence for getting her
boyfriend to kill her husband."
Millionaire vs. Jeopardy
This was actually Olmstead's second foray into the quiz
show big leagues. In 1994, he won two games on Jeopardy,
coming away with nearly $30,000 in cash and prizes. Olmstead
found the Jeopardy experience considerably harder. Whereas
the Regis version of Millionaire films one show a day, for
example, Jeopardy films five.
"For Jeopardy, you have to be up all the time," he says.
"It's constant competition. On Millionaire, it's just you
against the house. Jeopardy is all about reflexes and
getting the timing down. On Millionaire, you can think deep
thoughts as long as you like. When you're in the hot seat,
you can just focus on the question."
Olmstead added that the music and lights didn't bother
him. "The person in the hot seat really can't see the lights
going up and down. Those are trained more on the audience
and the rest of the set than on the player and Regis or
Meredith. I successfully blocked the music out, along with
other noises, such as cameras moving everywhere around the
players"
Either way, there is little one can do to prepare for
either show. "You have to play it as it lies. You go in with
a whole lifetime of knowledge and experiences, so there's no
way you can cram for something like that."
As for Olmstead, asked if he'd do Millionaire again, he
replies, "Darn straight!" For now, though, he makes due with
Quiz Bowl and NTN, which he plays every Tuesday at
Gallagher's in Ann Arbor, Michigan. If you play Showdown,
keep an eye out. You may be playing with the richest quiz
show winner in game show history.
Kevin
Olmstead's deck
How would you do if you'd been in his shoes?
The "fastest fingers" question:
Put these authors in order by birth, starting with the
earliest:
- A. Stephen Crane
- B. Joyce Carol Oates
- C. Louis L'Amour
- D. Terry McMillan
ANSWER: A-C-B-D
Here were his 15 questions
- $100: Signs in video stores say "Please Be Kind", and
do what? REWIND
- $200: What do you do to hail a cab? RAISE AN ARM
- $300: Dams are used to contain which of the following?
WATER
- $500: Which of these words is pronounced with a hard
'g'? GO
- $1,000: An igloo is traditionally built in what shape?
DOME
- $2,000: By definition, the study of sound is called
what? ACOUSTICS
- $4,000: In the TV sitcom "Alice," where does the title
character work? DINER
- $8,000: Who settled and became the first governor of
the Utah Territory? BRIGHAM YOUNG (Olmstead asked the
audience here.)
- $16,000: Halifax is the capital of what Canadian
province? NOVA SCOTIA
- $32,000: What comic strip character has the same first
name as its creator? CATHY
- $64,000: Which of the following trees is not
considered a conifer? BEECH (Olmstead used his 50/50 for
this one.)
- $125,000: In the 1950s and 1960s, Quincy Jones
directed orchestras for which of these crooners? SINATRA
- $250,000: What writer collaborated with photographer
Walker Evans on the 1941 book "Let Us Now Praise Famous
Men"? JAMES AGEE (Olmstead called his phone-a-friend to
get the answer.)
- $500,000: The Earth's circumference at the equator is
approximately how many miles? 24,900
- $2,180,000: Who is credited with inventing the first
mass-produced helicopter? IGOR SIKORSKY
First posted: April 2004
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